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Little Pussy
01:19
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Little pussy won't you shut your trap
No one wants to hear your repeat crap
Little pussy go catch a new mouse
Don't fuck the doorknob on the way out
Little pussy always just a stray
Never get housebroken anyway
Little pussy think you're sick of my shit
You've never felt when I get down to it
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Betty White's Night Life
01:09
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She can be at the club or at the race
She's got the maker's mark if you keep the pace
It's something in the way she gives that look
Tell the world she's a damn good cook
Eyes sharper than hawks, she could have any man
High class actor or a guy in a band
This golden girl could have any singer
Compete with her you better be a ringer
She seems the kind to leave for another
But piss her off you better take cover
She said it once, she'll say it all night
Nothing's too wild for Betty White
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Cocaine Nut Juice
01:25
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I can distract you with sports, I can distract you with girls
With your pinup memory and curves giving a whirl
I don't want you to think, just give me a feel
Like a GI with honor, my love ain't real
If you got a nickel, I got something to lick
You want something old, I got something new
Nostalgia makes believe that it's not true
I'll trade sweets for oil, make your Swiss time pass
Fondle g-man's cans and buy the middle class
If you got a buck, I'll give you something to suck
I'll paint the world red with the blood of the free
You know you can't refuse
Cocaine nut juice
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Rapacious Raymond
02:08
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Hey, hey, Ray
Put your dick away
Girl on his arm and she doesn't know why
She can't believe she met a really nice guy
Little does she know Ray's got his own plans
With a bottle and a rope in the back of his van
She thinks he's sweet with his kiss on the hand
He think it's sweet what he's got in his pants
So much for a dinner and a flick
But no one expects a surprise prick
She loves a guy who will go on a hike
He says it's better by the moonlight
He knows a spot with a sweet-ass view
And no one will hear her screams too
She thinks he's sweet for bringing her flowers
He thinks it's sweet, what they're doing in an hour
So much for a hike on a trail
No one expects a surprise rail
Hey, hey, Ray
Put your dick away
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Flatearther
02:30
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Twisting history to forget the past
Going online to ignore the facts
Bouncing ideas off the ad's algorithm
Don't need a doctorate, you got your own system
You don't believe what you can see
Unless it's fed through TV
Drooling from your gaping mind
You're blind in more than just your eyes
Head up your ass and it won't go further
Skull full of shit, you're another flatearther
Who needs science when you've got wi-fi
Think they're pompous pricks with their big bow ties
If they all agree then it must be conspiracy
Just out to brainwash you and me
You don't believe what you can see
Unless it's fed through TV
Drooling from your gaping mind
You're blind in more than just your eyes
Head up your ass and it won't go further
Skull full of shit, you're another flatearther
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I Want To Be A Cosmonaut
01:55
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They want to launch a bomb but it ain't a secret
Turning that missile to a home for Sputnik
Why see the moon with a timeshare on Mars
Pussy Americans can't get very far
I don't want to be an astronaut
And fall behind in the race
I just want to be a cosmonaut
And explore outer space
The weather's always better in Mother Russia
And your space suit makes it easy to maneuver
You can get a cool name like Sir Gay
And the cosmonaut chicks go all the way
I don't want to be an astronaut
And fall behind in the race
I just want to be a cosmonaut
And live in outer space
When you're a cosmonaut
You can bring your dog
When you're a cosmonaut
You always got a job
When you're a cosmonaut
You can walk a space ship
When you're a cosmonaut
It's always round trip
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Dumpster Hump‽ Phoenix, Arizona
merch at: cavern-am.dizzyjam.com
Once upon a timbre, Matt Andersen and Darren Jensen played
on drumline, and then they were in a band with Tony Wille. And then Matt switched to bass. And then Tony picked up Le Paul. And then Oswald the Grump came along with way too many plans and a too-big need for too-hard drugs. And then they all made silly angry noisey satire rock.
Let's make art, darling!
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