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Democratic Slavedriver
01:25
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Bloodsucker in your ivory hut
Grabbing straws from a mile away
Grinning wild as you fuck the butt
Of a widow (and her dog) every day
Old goon with a dollar in vein
Drinking virgin tears on a private plane
Tell us all you're a savior from us
Who cast the vote to take you from us
Call it life when no one can live
Trapped by the lies of what's needed
I must abide when I'm told to give
By threat that I'll have my choice yielded
Did you design that I work for shit
When even the blind can see through it
Your zeitgeist is a stillborn whore
And you teach just to ask for more
Rig elections
Democratic slavedriver
Buy the vote
Democratic slavedriver
It's nothing new
Democratic slavedriver
Fuck it all
Democratic slavedriver
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Porkchop Cookie
01:56
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Is it chewy? Is it sweet?
While you loot, have a tasty treat.
Want a TV or an Xbox?
Gotta break barriers with those rocks
Do you have pow'r to fight the law?
Got the right thought but it's too raw
I know it sucks but i have to confess,
I call trash what you call progress
Do you like the taste of cop?
It's still a pig but it's not porkchop
Is it crispy? Is it sweet?
Crunching poor skulls under your feet
You've got a badge and that's the rub
Gotta break bones with your billy club
Do you think that you're the law
When every litigation is a broken jaw?
You shut me up when I confess
I call trash what you call progress
Do you want to have a riot?
Drop that cookie you need a diet
Do you like the taste of cop?
It's still a pig but it's not porkchop
Do you want to have a riot?
Drop that cookie you need a diet
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3. |
Girl Downstairs
01:29
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Write a song about you?
What you want me to do?
What do you want to know?
You want me to do porno?
Where do you wanna go?
Why don't you see a show?
Or ride another dick?
Or break your fucking neck?
Greedy girl downstairs is hungry for more
What lies did you believe?
What meat did you receive
From the butcher and the baker?
Do they know that you're a faker?
What did you want from me?
Was it drugs or money?
Now let go of my balls
You wanted some and took it all
Greedy girl downstairs is hungry for more
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4. |
Cat-Like Dog
01:41
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Laying on your couch and docile
I've seen no effort in a long while
You're submissive
You're so beta
Act like hot shit when you got free food
You cry for help in every scary room
You're submissive
You're so beta
You wanna fight but don't have balls
Call it thinking while licking the wall
You're submissive
You're so beta
You call it love when it's prostitution
Hiding behind a broken constitution
You're submissive
You're so beta
Catlike dog
Half a billion pussies on a leash
Catlike dog
Half a billion choke-chained slobs
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5. |
We Did It in Cambodia
01:05
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Gotta get some labor, gotta get it cheap
Gonna get it in Cambodia
Shoot a cow with an RPG
You can shoot it in Cambodia
For 20 bucks you can grenade some ducks
You can blow them in Cambodia
I'm gonna build a suburban house with a lawn
Gonna build it in Cambodia
Gonna smoke some cubans, light them with napalm
Gonna burn them in Cambodia
Gonna bomb some trails, gonna smoke Pol Pot
Gonna light them in Cambodia
The tits are big and the chicks have dicks
Ladyboys in Cambodia
When you eat the crab, you gotta watch your nips
Seafood in Cambodia
I'm gonna set off all the landmines
Gonna build a seismic device
Gonna build a death machine
Gonna do it in Cambodia
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6. |
Human Time Bomb
00:38
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You got a bloody throat and a liquid ass
You unhealthy sod take out the trash
Funky old Del knows what to do
Your living room smells like an empty pool
There's shit on the floor and you don't have a dog
Even the tweakers think you need a job
You got lazy as shit after grandma died
Left you some money to piss away time
The couch is a mould of your ass
I think you need a bath
You're embarrassing your mom
Self destructive time bomb
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Everything's Fucked Up
02:36
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You're in debt to your car
And the freeway's a joke
Home and work are too far
And making you go broke
No place to go out
Stay in and get fucked up
You just wanna shout
How everything's fucked up
You're in debt to your mom
Umbilical's tight
Can't cut off your schlong
When your herpes' all right
You got delusions
Fed through porn and netflix
Your screen's a solution
When everything's fucked up
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Dumpster Hump‽ Phoenix, Arizona
merch at: cavern-am.dizzyjam.com
Once upon a timbre, Matt Andersen and Darren Jensen played
on drumline, and then they were in a band with Tony Wille. And then Matt switched to bass. And then Tony picked up Le Paul. And then Oswald the Grump came along with way too many plans and a too-big need for too-hard drugs. And then they all made silly angry noisey satire rock.
Let's make art, darling!
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