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Dumpster Hump‽

by Dumpster Hump‽

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1.
Stoned and drunk, you sleeping fuck You're blind You think you're hot and now you've lost Your mind You can't save shit when you can't even save Yourself Crawl back to your hole then go fuck Yourself Partyhammer jigsaw Lemon Pipers Wesley Snipers Delusional turd Delusional turd You ain't some wizard Delusional sod Delusional sod You think you're fucking god
2.
Hey baby you're looking fine (he can't be stopped) Can I buy you a drink tonight? (he can't be stopped) That dress is looking good on you (he can't be stopped) Can you show me a thing or two? Percival Purvis goes to the bar Percival always goes too far He never knows when its enough And always thinks she's playing tough Unstoppable perving So what do you say we blow this joint (he can't be stopped) And blow something else while we're at it (he can't be stopped) We can feed my hungry pet (he can't be stopped) He likes to eat his food wet Percival Purvis goes to the bar Percival always goes too far He never knows when its enough And always thinks she's playing tough Unstoppable perving
3.
You think it's what you want but you don't know it You say what you believe but you don't show it You give a little tug but you don't suck it Got the clear goal ahead but then say fuck it 21st century fuck You eat out every night but got no money Complain about your bills with 5 buck coffee Showing off new clothes empty headed Taking all you can empty handed 21st century fuck You bitch about the weather in Arizona Got nothing nice to say about your mother Got a lot of hates, you're just another I don't want to be a 21st century fuck
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3 Door Sedan 01:11
You're incomplete like a pickup truck to a van Like Bobbit meeting scissors, half a man I'm gonna bang you right into that brick wall I'm not like my car I'm not gonna stall Got an empty tank and a broke headlight A cracked windshield and a blown out tire Gonna set this motherfucking bitch on fire You're tighter than this turn and I'm loving the ride You're so full of shit I know you like when I come inside I'm flooring the gas and I got nothing to waste I'm a piece of home and I know you like the taste Got an empty tank and a broke headlight A cracked windshield and a blown out tire Gonna set this motherfucking bitch on fire
5.
Bad Cook 01:42
Old man you can't fucking cook Old man you can't fucking cook How can you enjoy a good eating out When old man you can't fucking cook A bad cook is bad in bed A bad cook is bad in bed Beat that recipe into your head A bad cook is bad in bed You got a magnetic demeanor You got a magnetic demeanor And no one wants to have your wiener So much for a magnetic demeanor A bad cook is bad in bed A bad cook is bad in bed Beat that recipe into your head A bad cook is bad in bed
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Brain racing from a smoky stew Cheaply made in a sterile bathroom I thought it'd be a blast smoking with you Now I'm feeling sick and can't really puke Too spun to spew

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released May 4, 2017

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Dumpster Hump‽ Phoenix, Arizona

merch at: cavern-am.dizzyjam.com

Once upon a timbre, Matt Andersen and Darren Jensen played on drumline, and then they were in a band with Tony Wille. And then Matt switched to bass. And then Tony picked up Le Paul. And then Oswald the Grump came along with way too many plans and a too-big need for too-hard drugs. And then they all made silly angry noisey satire rock.

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