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Delusional Turd
01:39
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Stoned and drunk, you sleeping fuck
You're blind
You think you're hot and now you've lost
Your mind
You can't save shit when you can't even save
Yourself
Crawl back to your hole then go fuck
Yourself
Partyhammer jigsaw
Lemon Pipers Wesley Snipers
Delusional turd
Delusional turd
You ain't some wizard
Delusional sod
Delusional sod
You think you're fucking god
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Unstoppable Perving
01:51
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Hey baby you're looking fine
(he can't be stopped)
Can I buy you a drink tonight?
(he can't be stopped)
That dress is looking good on you
(he can't be stopped)
Can you show me a thing or two?
Percival Purvis goes to the bar
Percival always goes too far
He never knows when its enough
And always thinks she's playing tough
Unstoppable perving
So what do you say we blow this joint
(he can't be stopped)
And blow something else while we're at it
(he can't be stopped)
We can feed my hungry pet
(he can't be stopped)
He likes to eat his food wet
Percival Purvis goes to the bar
Percival always goes too far
He never knows when its enough
And always thinks she's playing tough
Unstoppable perving
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3. |
21st Century Fuck
01:48
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You think it's what you want but you don't know it
You say what you believe but you don't show it
You give a little tug but you don't suck it
Got the clear goal ahead but then say fuck it
21st century fuck
You eat out every night but got no money
Complain about your bills with 5 buck coffee
Showing off new clothes empty headed
Taking all you can empty handed
21st century fuck
You bitch about the weather in Arizona
Got nothing nice to say about your mother
Got a lot of hates, you're just another
I don't want to be a
21st century fuck
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3 Door Sedan
01:11
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You're incomplete like a pickup truck to a van
Like Bobbit meeting scissors, half a man
I'm gonna bang you right into that brick wall
I'm not like my car I'm not gonna stall
Got an empty tank and a broke headlight
A cracked windshield and a blown out tire
Gonna set this motherfucking bitch on fire
You're tighter than this turn and I'm loving the ride
You're so full of shit I know you like when I come inside
I'm flooring the gas and I got nothing to waste
I'm a piece of home and I know you like the taste
Got an empty tank and a broke headlight
A cracked windshield and a blown out tire
Gonna set this motherfucking bitch on fire
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Bad Cook
01:42
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Old man you can't fucking cook
Old man you can't fucking cook
How can you enjoy a good eating out
When old man you can't fucking cook
A bad cook is bad in bed
A bad cook is bad in bed
Beat that recipe into your head
A bad cook is bad in bed
You got a magnetic demeanor
You got a magnetic demeanor
And no one wants to have your wiener
So much for a magnetic demeanor
A bad cook is bad in bed
A bad cook is bad in bed
Beat that recipe into your head
A bad cook is bad in bed
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Too Spun to Spew
01:14
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Brain racing from a smoky stew
Cheaply made in a sterile bathroom
I thought it'd be a blast smoking with you
Now I'm feeling sick and can't really puke
Too spun to spew
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Dumpster Hump‽ Phoenix, Arizona
merch at: cavern-am.dizzyjam.com
Once upon a timbre, Matt Andersen and Darren Jensen played
on drumline, and then they were in a band with Tony Wille. And then Matt switched to bass. And then Tony picked up Le Paul. And then Oswald the Grump came along with way too many plans and a too-big need for too-hard drugs. And then they all made silly angry noisey satire rock.
Let's make art, darling!
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